How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.