How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.