How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.