Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
a condom
Their Injun died on them!
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.