How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.