How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.