How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.