Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

removed

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.