What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.