What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.