What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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In the cow-boose.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)