What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.