What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..