What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..