Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.