Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.