Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.