Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See