What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!