Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"