Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"