What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.