What was the first reference to pole va...

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why is stephen harper a bad stripper?

Because he doesnt do well on the poles

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.