What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.