What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!