Reference Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Reside Jokes More Reside Jokes

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside?

HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE