Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.