Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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A living one.

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The Loch Ness Elephant !

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His life improved after he met the rock.

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They Rocked their doors.

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With a trainslator

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Clearly not this one!

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.