What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Ethopian Jokes More Ethopian Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.