What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.