What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Locomotive Jokes More Locomotive Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.