What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.