What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.