What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna