Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

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What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana