Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.