Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.