Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...