Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.