Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(