What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What has a bottom at its top?

My life ( ..)

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin