What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.