What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing