What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.