What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Ruble Jokes More Ruble Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.