What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess