What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess