What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!