What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D