Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!