Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!