Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.