What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.