Sir Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!