What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.