What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.