What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche