What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Fly Mind Jokes More Fly Mind Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Rear End Jokes More Rear End Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!