What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Fly Mind Jokes More Fly Mind Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Rear End Jokes More Rear End Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.