What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends