What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.