What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.