Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Rear End Jokes More Rear End Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!