What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!