What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!