What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

Housework Jokes More Housework Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.