Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
You guys have no life!
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
winnie the Philosopooh
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan
