What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!