What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...