What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's