What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf