What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.