What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.