What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.