How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.