Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why is it funny when someone fractures their upper arm?

Because it os humerus.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.