What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !