What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What does a pig put on his cut?

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