What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.