How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.