What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen