What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.