What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.